MESSAGE TO THE PUBLIC

To the bastards who stole my effing bike from outside of Salad King today…
MAY KARMA COME BACK AND KICK YOU IN THE ASS SO HARD YOU PUKE YOUR DUODENEM INTO YOUR SPAGHETTIOS, AND MAY KARMA FORCE YOU TO EAT IT ALL UP AGAIN.
I’m so sick of the ignorance in this city.
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21 thoughts on “MESSAGE TO THE PUBLIC

  1. Geeeeeezus!!!! That SO sucks!!! Unbelievable. I’m really really sorry to hear that – I can only imagine how I would feel if someone stole my bike… deadly!A POX ON THE THEIF!

  2. You know, maybe Karma is paying me back for something. But I would’ve thought it would be a sufficient “pay back” the first two times my bikes were stolen.If I could track him down, I can imagine very clearly what I’d do to him. It would start out with my fist being hurled at his face, and end with me kicking him in the ball sack. In between there, many many things could happen.

  3. well, the misconception is that things you do in this life are repaid in this life – but karma is actually repaid in the next life…so…you must have been quite the horse thief in another life! (ok, you’re suppose to laugh now)how about that rain??

  4. As far as I’m concerned Karma owes you, three times!I know what’ll make you feel better:< HREF="http://image.com.com/tv/images/processed/thumb/c9/5f/6546.jpg" REL="nofollow">Kari’s Zach<>His new movie should be coming out this fall. ‘The Last Kiss’ is a remake of an Italian film, ‘I Ultimo Bacio’… ooooh pucker up Kari!

  5. LOLOL…. thanks Sylvia! That certainly does make me feel better! I actually just got my copy of Gardenstate back from my friend Derek… *drool* Zaaaaach’s liiiips….

  6. Bummer but a reality… I’ve never outgrown, sold, or broke a bike since moving up into the two-wheeled variety.. every one of them, stolen!

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